ventricle

poor misunderstood former ig farben worker…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35079187/ns/world_news-europe?GT1=43001

the stuff they were already doing needed an official residence…

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/01/pentagon-report-calls-for-office-of-strategic-deception/

eventually they won’t need the youser…

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/01/web-30-semantic-web-potayto-potahto/

it’s all for the greater good, until it’s you or your chillins…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/report-bushs-order-allowing-murder-citizens-effect/

how do they know this?…

this way you can document your not helping…

http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2010/01/get-5k-for-your-documentary-photo-project/

always monitored all the time…

just wanted to tell him not to move Jeb’s chair…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35159137/ns/politics/

if we use them, there will be less of them…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/pledging-reverse-spread-obama-seeks-surge-nuclear-weapons-spending/

granualationism

it’s not official until it’s been researched…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34940931/from/ET?GT1=43001

it’s like the 1980 US hockey team, gloating victory over the St. Mary’s Special Ed hockey team in 1986…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35042867/ns/world_news-mideastn_africa

a free alien bone with every purchase…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/nasa-shuttle-garage-sale/

shouldn’t this be a story from the reagan years, if not the kennedy-nixon years?…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/blogger-the-corporate-globalization-electoral-system/

this seems like a no brainer to me…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/skull-free-eeg/

this not helping will help…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/haiti-3d-flyover/

stiff joke here somewhere…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35014860/?gt1=43001

any of these actual slogans will work…

Mountain Dew Slogans

The first slogan for the highly caffeinated beverage, in 1965, was “Ya-Hoo Mountain Dew. It’ll tickle your inards.” The commercials featured a cartoon hillbilly (Willy Gran’Pappy Hillbilly). In 1968, they came up with the new slogan, “Get That Barefoot Feelin’ Drinkin’ Mountain Dew.”

Additional slogans:
1973 - Put a Little Yahoo in Your Life
1974 - Hello Sunshine, Hello Mountain Dew
1979 - Reach for the Sun, Reach for Mountain Dew
1981 - Give Me a Dew
1983 - Dew it To it
1986 - Dew it Country Cool.
1992 - Get Vertical^[1] …

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/police-18-year-old-violinist-over-mountain-dew-bottle/

too many are some type of candidate…

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/manchurian-candidate-does-scotus-stil

we thought everything would just sort itself out after we dropped the chaos bomb, you know like a war torn reality show…we just forgot the scripts, so we edited on the fly…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/brown-admits-mistake-planning-iraq-invasions-fallout/

this has got to be rhetorical…

m2u00371_mpeg4

pickleness.

Why should we worry?  We’ve got an Army of One, do We not?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34943955/ns/us_news-security

or you can Join the Army of H…

http://bjaday.com/the-h-hole-army/

Comedians blog… 

www.GeoffLottRules.com

hopefully, you’ll have coverage…

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/01/alt-text-wilderness-survival-iphone/

what if you can’t draw shapes?…just scibble then…

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/01/ff_decisiontree/

coup key…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/ron-paul-cia/

…ever heard of intentional incompetance?…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/20/AR2010012002070.html

perambulate

our violence is more better than thiers…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/bible-code-arms-christian-radio/

don’t they realize everything is hunkydory…

http://www.newsweek.com/id/228428

just wait until pot is sold there, then do it…

there’s gotta be a formulae for everything, that way everything can be explained by the people who observe from the outside…

just a smidge…

turtle snottle

 a picture/picturetaker that unravels everything…why don’t i buy that?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/hubble-unravels-odd-galaxys-history/

 maybe he’s trying to earn the merit badge in eeevil…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34855425/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/?GT1=43001

 bunch a twats or is that tweeties…

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/01/150-geeky-media-people-you-should-be-following-on-twitter/

 you can look high and low…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1243272/Worlds-apart-The-moment-tallest-man-meets-smallest-time.html

 i had trouble posting this one…

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Access_Blocked_Sites

grottle boogie

if you count me, it makes 3…

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/bobby-knight-wanker

i wonder who pulled God’s finger…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/supernova-wind-galaxy-formation/

it’s all about the attributes…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34847651/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia

all politicians are liars and all politicians think the voters are stupid…I don’t understand what the big deal is…

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/harold-ford-lie-op-ed-ny-post

I have a bad sense of smell, and I can still smell the fear…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/01/supreme-court-bars-cameras-in-gay-marriage-trial/

what were looking at while they were missing this?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/new-asteroid/

http://www.nativeremedies.com/ailment/symptoms-of-a-nervous-breakdown-info.html

hayoo

this post will be from the floor…

water, water everywhere and not a de-salinization project in the works…to bad they can’t use tidal energy as a power source either…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/amanpour-robert-kennedy-our-global-water-c

at least it’s not a giant worm, because then this would be Dune, and I’d probably be related to the floating guy with the puss sores…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/giant-middle-eastern-spider-discovered/

too late, I’m laughing…why?…because I am so much better looking and i have a fantastic beard…

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/01/ashton-kutcher-is-the-future-of-video

my only question is whose underwear was this in?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/first-fusion-bomb-test/

If you were buddies with the guys who killed two of three brothers, wouldn’t you keep track of brother #3?…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/newly-released-nixon-papers-reveal-obsession-kennedy-hatred-art/

just because i have cookie crumbs in my beard doesn’t mean i stole the cookies…

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a4PnUdySIink

thank you.

I have only myself to blame for everything.  I am not angry. It will be hard work, but I hope to deserve the wonderful people that surround me. I am taking a few days for in depth personal reflection.

the son of a nazi likes obama’s security policies…and yes, arnie’s papa was a nazi…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/schwarzenegger-praises-obamas-handling-natio

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/2003-08-24-arnold-father_x.htm

how do axes indicate rafting seafarers?…Bones on an island, sure I get that, they had to have gotten there somehow, unless they evolved from the fishies that crawled out of the sea.  i just don’t understand the jump…There’s an axe in my grandfathers garage, he must be an ancient mariner…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/ancient-seafarers/

peek-a-poo…

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/01/crack-new-scanner-finds-explosives-inside-body-cavities/

…i’m gonna be on the floor for hours after that one.

today is double whammy day, more bang for your buck, speaking of…who wants to order from the dollar menu?…

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-some-household-uses-of-ammonia.htm

“I-I-I, can’t see shit.” Mel Tillis Cannonball Run…hey, look at that cool shar…………………..

http://www.wired.com/video/ces-2010-scuba-mask-hd-camera-hybrid/61047292001

I’m not judging, I’m just saying ‘gay pageant’ is redundant…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/10/china-gay-pageant

Duty Trepidations

If we don’t tell our rape victim about the rape, she’ll never know it happened…

http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/geithner-aig-lets-keep-under-our-hat

Hopefully, they can finish extracting it before the greatest herd thinning begins…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/nasty-coal/

He’s probably just walking the Kilamanjaro Trail…

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/media/nigerian-leaders-disappearance-comes-at-tricky-time-for-u-s/19307366/

Every body needs privacy while they are eating…

More funny people internet places…

http://www.bradupton.com/

http://www.ronosborne.com/

grips

Another very funny comics blog…

http://harithecomic.blogspot.com/

go ron go…just not on any hunting trips…

http://rawstory.com/2009/01/ron-paul-slams-dick-cheney/

where’s the career in porn watching?…

how about listening to Conspiracy Nuts? it will be a lot quicker…

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/01/predicting-insurgencies-easy/

it’s very interesting, who this guy took out…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34743817/ns/world_news-the_new_york_times

yea, it’s the principle…which translates to money…

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/01/philip-k-dick-google-nexus-one/

must be why i’m so hysterical…

http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/open-thread-320

YouEnemyOfTheState…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/01/no-fly-list

YouTerrrorist…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/cspanjunkie/youtube-being-used-terrorist-recruitme

YouDrugAddict…

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/judge-sued-drug-test-hunch/

dribble glass

Isn’t an act of war a crime also…

http://rawstory.com/2009/01/morris-911-happened-clinton-treated-93-wtc-bombing-crime/

…is it just me or does dick morris just ooze slime?…hannity just makes me want to punch him…I just don’t want to be in the same room with morris, because of the fear i might catch something.

 if only it were legal to murder foriegners…why couldn’t congress just declare war on him?…

http://rawstory.com/2009/01/cia-reportedly-ordered-murder-911-suspect-hamburg/

…scroll down after reading the story and look at the comments…suspicious death list, very interesting…

http://davidhuntwork.tripod.com/id49.html

what’s the secret message?…

in trouble for being offensive…america, you are a delusional baby…yes, I am calling the kettle black…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582116,00.html

streamliner

what does it say when they make horsefucking illegal first?…

http://www.atg.wa.gov/pressrelease.aspx?id=22032

didn’t shake his confidence because after kennedy and reagan, what’s there to be confident about?…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34690470/ns/politics?GT1=43001

why isn’t it a victory? running away from a bully empowers the bully, especially when you are a bully…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/torture-lover-bill-kristol-claims-embassy

insert small people joke here…

http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/what-suite-deal-recession-forces-perm

can you say fancy sling shot?…

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/01/killer-micro-drone/

insert having sex with black chicks joke here…or insert anal sex joke here…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/supermassive-black-hole-mergers/

he was just following orders…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/01/john-yoo/

i trust them not to poison us just for profit…key word is just…

http://rawstory.com/2009//01/17000-potentially-harmful-chemicals/

the pondering was in a memo to the Prez, so it was ignorable until too late…

…Really they just figured that the only places the terrorist would hide a bomb would be in shoes or backpacks.

don’t they mean Sarah Palin’s ghostwriter?…

http://rawstory.com/2009/01/grayson-suggests-satan-wrote-introduction-cheneys-book/

get happy…

http://www.mediafreedominternational.org/2009/12/02/smoking-marijuana-does-not-cause-lung-cancer/

there will be no peace until equal rights and justice…just ask peter tosh…or there will be no peace until everyone has been assimilated…oops sorry, i mean incorporated…

http://www.mediafreedominternational.org/2009/12/21/inside-the-military-media-industrial-complex-impacts-on-movements-for-peace-and-social-justice/

reap

inside inside man did a inside job on the inside jobbers…(callback)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34687312/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia

if the solar system is feminine, do we want to go through the trouble of finding out?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/01/solar-system-age/

just shoot them…

isn’t ‘intelligence battles’ a human error also…

it’s their fault not ours…

http://www.newsweek.com/id/228840

watch this…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo

fellow comedian websites…

http://www.creatingacomic.com/

http://mikecummingscomedy.blogspot.com/

http://andrewjrivers.blogspot.com/

http://brianboshes.blogspot.com/

http://www.evaholman.com/

bungle sunny

they do it for you…

http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/oh-my-stars-public-officials-access-c

maybe we are confusing his interest in conflict…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/michael-chertoffs-conflict-interest

hi-ya…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/everybody-was-kung-fu-fighting

maybe they should look on the bright side…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/the-year-in-sunspot/

let me lie down first…

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Estimate_Height

fyi…

http://www.archive.org/index.php

this is how we do it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo&NR=1

can you laugh at yourself too much?  My answer is “Apparently, not.” Cause I kill with my audience of 3…me myself and I…and when I use a mirror, there’s 4, and when i hold a mirror in front and in back…you got it… infinite me’s…wall to wall laughter…

oh crap just missed the bus.

turnstiles

everybody needs a spell check…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/12/virus-check/

everybody needs a cell, check…

http://rawstory.com/2009/12/politico-mike-allen-slammed-cheney-lapdogs/

ankle deep in blackwater…but why is it red?…

if we had a one world goverment, we wouldn’t have these communication problems…