breathing while doing

I can’t wait for them to ethically shoot all of us…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30810070

saying that it is not policy, doesn’t mean they are not doing it, and saying that it is not practice just means that they’ve got it down…

http://pubrecord.org/commentary/916-the-cias-history-of-bamboozling-the-congress.html

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http://www.hulu.com/watch/60707/cinelan-3-minute-stories-the-deadliest-man-alive

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e51_1243047287

I found the recording of my first set…just audio…

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energetically speaking, some of you are sucking too much of my energy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfdUrGTSFls&feature=related

variety show at chai house in ballard, mauricio hosted…

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even if your not drunk, job sounds like cog.

had a real good set at my debut at Laughs Comedy Spot open mic on tuesdays…

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the unloaders

it’s a good thing history is not repeating itself…

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bcc_1242396416

did a set at the spectator bar in queen anne.  tough crowd….had some good crowd interaction lines…hosted by jesse wyrick…

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maybe the hijackers brought it on the plane in 3 ounce bottles…oh wait, they could have brought more…

http://www.bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM

She said, “I’m looking for someone who doesn’t study my eyebrows when I’m wearing a thong.”

….maybe she should quit lieing and just get naked.

here’s my latest call to the commentators…need to jot down several ideas to discuss about topics, so i can go long form…

full extension and full contraction

all can be yours for $9.95.

act fast.

Get your’s now, while the dollar is still worth something.

the oldest in and out. breathing.  after the smack in the ass, that is.

the swat valley is the perfect example of what the wars of world conquest are about….forcing the self sufficient people who don’t want to participate in modern civilization into cities….all of the refugees will now have to go where?….where, that is if they get out of the refugee camps. cherokeeseminolehopiaboriginiesof austrailiamongoliansteppestimoresevietcongnamese… .

here’s my set from a variety show hosted by mauricio…

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I don’t have time to fear cowards.

holy cow, talk about a dis….i would not let him or cbs back in the room…he should have manned up and forked over the phone…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRoCcShCdx0

watched the colbert report for wednesday night….good interview of the guy who wrote a pro natural food book….he says they can’t synthesize breast milk, and that babies who don’t breast feed, don’t do as well, and they don’t know why…hmmm, maybe its got something to do with nutrition from the person we just came from and were living inside for 9 months, and maybe cold turkey is not a good idea for anybody….

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72989/the-colbert-report-wed-may-13-2009#s-p1-so-i0

…oh yea, get the hint….start growing your own food.

let me see if i have the arguement right….with regards to the reasons why the release of the pictures would do damage to national security, etc….these pictures are so bad we don’t want you to see them. that makes it worse in my mind.  especially without context…that context is, where you ignore the possibility that both sides can be and are wrong.

Crowd work

did a set at Pegasus Pizza Open mic….It’s a good practice place for odd crowd….trying to learn more crowd interaction…good collection of 4-5 regular comics plus extras and a few hot bartenders and a few people….john gardner, mauricio, anthony caldaron, jesse wyrick…sp?… young rising comics all of them… 

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theuniverseisexpandingbecausewearemakingitupaswegoalong.

Malta…hello.

the livers are 25% of the body weight…no wonder sharks tokillyou is so strong…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/05/baskingshark/

i hear al green taping his foot in the background…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI&feature=email

her fat face offends my eyes…and do i need to mention that red whatever she’s wearing…plus the short hair….when are we going to pass legislation about women cutting their hair…nothing too harsh, penalty wise…just a little jail time…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/05/lawmaker-defends-imprisoning-hostile-bloggers/

Unfortunately,forus..TheBullShitisexpandingalso.

Here’s my pegasus pizza in kirkland set…gonna try to practice talking about subjects while there….anyway…sosocrowdsososet…

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and here’s my latest open mic…i missed the last two weeks….small crowd….

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if strategy overcomes talent…what if your talent is strategy?

…and what if you are a no talent hack?….speaking of….here is my audition for the variety show Spin the Bottle.  He said he liked some of my stuff….but he also said that either i was stealing somebody’s material or they are stealing mine…all i have to say is, that it took me a long time to get a life pathetic enough to make fun of…if you recognize this material from somebody else….let me know, so i can fix it…

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seems like a match might solve this problem…, but only at 451 degrees…

but, do the supercomputers ever say that simulation won’t work outside of this computer?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/supercomputers-2/

…maybe they can simulate a total control society…oh, wait they don’t have to because one is coming…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/04/air-force-windows/

…or now we can safely see what we are bombing.

whole units

holy eunuchs

haul you next

hull view necks

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Open_Up_Government_Data

shep smith of fox,,,perfect example of one sides delusion…america is only good, never does anything bad or evil…we only fight evil…we need to keep everything like the perfect pictured past…the other side only sees the atrocities of  america, so they want to change everything….delusions on both sides.  Maybe people have been conditioned….well, everyone but you of course…

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 http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/04/24/1906521.aspx

called into commentators to give the best vegan burger….georgetown liquer company….was trying to be funny without my dirty vegan stuff….they did better…

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and when I begin to focus like a lazer, all i have to say is watch this…but for now read this…plus, it’s a good thing the matrix will never happen…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/lasercontrolledhumans/

you don’t think there are dots….connect these…goldman sachs, aig, china, bushies…you know, now that i think about it, people are right for calling me a nut for thinking there is a conspiracy….when they do it in the open its not in secret is it?

this is only valid if the overlords don’t kill off 2/3’s of us, and since that is the plan….okay, the numbers might be ruff…it depends on how many cogs, i mean workers, i mean employees, i mean associates, i mean team members, i mean slaves, i mean humanoidal automotons, they need to keep around to keep the machines running….

or….isn’t it just like us to do the job halfway….

…maybe it’s just me….but isn’t this ad saying….give us money or don’t….the picture stays the same.

hmmm, seems to me, dealing with other people is torture….especially women…I’ve been playing to ask for solitary, oh wait….I’ve already got it…

wanna bet?…

is that smell tacoma?

Went down to tacoma to see billy wayne davis at comedy underground tacoma….he was hilarious.  He let me go on and do 5 minutes.  Close to 200 people.  Quite possibly my best set….

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