delusions

do you think they will build a car that is powered by a flashlight hanging behind it?…

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/03/british-man-set.html

strictly for artist purposes only…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/android-app-equ.html

it’s probably just something for everyones benefit…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/spy-system-focu.html

here’s my open mic set for 033009…

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…he says at the end….yea, snow goggles partly believe the closer…i still need a lot a work…gonna try and get more stage time at some other shows that the comics do.  need to start working towards 10-15 minute sets…

will you pay attention

did you notice no punctuation also there is so much about life that noboby explains to you or asks you why you seem to be missunderstandingwhyyouarestandingonthatpersonsneck. hmm

okay, so the wow was quite a bit girlieman. only cold blooded hard logic from here on out. grrr. (trust me, that was logical)

maybe wee should have a seizure tsar…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29847658

peru is here. cc is 21.

fortunately, for our arrogant prez…..his plant vice of choice is subsidized by the govt….so what if’s he’s not currently smoking…he won’t risk a criminal record if he does….what an hypocritical sob….here is my special ed. smoke off challenge…..bong hits v cigarettes….we match hits….i bet he dies first, and a long time beforehand….i’m only talking smoke related deaths….it doesn’t count if i get shot for shooting my mouth off…

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/obama-dismisses-pot-legalization-tal

the great thing is that denials of wrong doing are so much sexier in spanish…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29933497

they would know…

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/americas/story/966214.html

the kid was trying to get away from something and they were obviously protecting one of there own…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29933012/?gt1=43001

apperently, we’re not supposed to know, or not supposed to be able to know…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/faa-says-public.html

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/white-house-won.html

political personality test…take it and post the results in a comment…

http://www.openpolitics.ca/tiki-page.php?pageName=quiz-home

here’s the results of my political personality quiz…

it’s all about the tease.

my question is…when did we stop?…

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlemcmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=18461644&gt1=32023

…although his condescention arguement is a good pro arguement…i need to figure out a way to fit in lustful contempt.

here’s my latest set…the guy ahead of me is nick mccord…he is hilariously, he’s one of my favorites…don’t know if he’s back from dc for good or what….and he just makes shit up when he’s up there….he’s gave me a humbling compliment and one of his friends thanked me for my set….i was like wow….thank you, your welcome….i must admit, i had no clue why, find out for yourself….i was 37th of the record 44.  I got there late for sign up…

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the swamp screamed with her exstacy

you can get away slowly, after you’ve slowly kicked somebody’s ass…

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/03/students-build.html

here’s one theory…

 http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/26793903/the_big_takeover/1

(did you notice…it’s been five photos since one of me…i didn’t notice ether.) (sp)

really what this bailout is, you see, the people who set up the rigged monopoply game have removed themselves and paid themselves to do it, from the institutions that will cause the ultimate collapse, allowing them to set up the final one world control system.

in other words…see who gets sloppy seconds…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29798556/

neither crazy talk or the commentators is listed…wtf…

http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=18385319

tug

i may be wrong on this one (i’m not), but you can’t retroactively tax something can you?  You can make law taxing future bonuses, but that bonus that has been paid…i don’t see how you can apply a new tax…especially if you read the, umm, what’s that thing called…the constitution…maybe they should expos facto congress…oh wait i forget, they already did that when the bush crime syndicate killed kennedy….really this is too sad to be funny…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29771499

i’m typing this as fast as i can, want to get as many letters in here as possible, i want to contribute…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/03/ecodatamining.html

my future co-host robert called into the commentators…

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Robert is an actual priest.  He studies extensively, always searching for more knowledge.  For those who don’t know about ifa…it’s one of the main african religions that enfluenced santeria, voodoo, and variety of other religions.  More likely than not Desi Arnez/Ricky Ricardo was a practitioner, and the song babalu is sung to one the arisas.  my ‘religion’…i would be a rastafarian if white people could be rastafarians.  i know there is a God.  i had a seven month conversation. don’t care if you believe that, because all i have to say is, when you have a conversation with God, you know it.  religions seem to be telling the same story different ways, with a few exceptions and differences.  Plus, i’m not into self worship.  A question to any christians….are rastafarians christians?

i got nothing…

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

here’s the problem…besides you…

a complete control system can only control a limited number of people…at least right now…i’m really looking forward to watching people plug into the matrix so they can defeat it.  Non-participation is the key…we can achieve great things after everyone is fed, housed and loved.  (call me hippie and i might punch you) it’s all about choice and what we choose to do….don’t plug in.  We can stop where we are in a lot of areas.  start helping each other out. ask for help. grow some food.  learn something new, a craft, develope a talent or a skill.  That way I can stop being reclusive and quit surfing the internet, because clearly the choice i am making is your fault.  Wait a minute, where did this begin?  Thank goodness, I am not part of the problem.

…they updated the list on my birthday, and although i’m still searching, it appears that i am not on the list.  What am i doing wrong, people?  Is this supposed to be an intentional insult, I think, so…

…my favorite one so far is… tryincest.com…maybe it’s just me, why does the internet need to get involved…do you have to email your sister, ‘hey wanna fuck’?  The only tempting sites so far are theuglystick.com and ishotmyself.com, oh yea and how-to-find-porn.com.  the reason the others aren’t curious to me is because they are already in my history list.   a final hmmm one…medicalsystem.info  protonix.

What a lieing CUNT!!!…

http://crooksandliars.com/jon-perr/rice-denies-bush-pushed-bogus-saddam-911

that’s because they are waiting until they can make money from it….

http://www.wired.com/politics/onlinerights/news/2009/03/sunshine

I’m not looking for fans. I’m the fanatic.

…while watching the video, i just kept thinking…just shut up…quit digging…i mean holy cow, with every word china gets closer.

I do have better quality files of the stand up sets…the quality dips in the compression to get it to uploadable size….don’t know if i will put out an open mic dvd…so that may mean you have to come see me live, to hear it in all it’s glory.

i will be posting any special sets in the regular posts, as well as, as any notifications that i will be missing a monday at the comedy underground, but otherwise, i should be there, and so should you.

I realize I’m playing ‘it takes one to know one’… do you?

if we were under a ‘democratically elected’ semi-fascist with bush…and he passed power to obama…then why isn’t he a dictator also? or is it he’s just nice in the areas you like?  The cogs are still in place.  Not that i want to go back to anything, but I hope this doesn’t give new meaning to once you go black you never go back.  plus, I like the old meaning. 

if we turned this planet into a permaculture food jungle, then we would not need government to perform that ’service that only government can do.’ what if we really did rely on ourselves?

and why is it our weekly address? thanks for giving it to us…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/your-weekly-address-march-14-2009

one of alex jones’ best ‘documentaries’…he speaks the least in this one…i actually do like his stuff…lots of good info…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7886780711843120756

open mic comedy underground 031609…one of my best sets…went on 25…the crowd on the sides stuck around…they were another tough crowd…now i just gotta stop wiggling at the mic….a little movement is okay, and pick and good height for the mic and speak louder…just so you get the laugh Barbara Sehr went on couple before me…she’s a m-f transexual…kc the host…he’s a trainwreck that has made, believe or not, quite a bit of improvement…not everybody dies in the wreckage…

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or, to sinc up microsoft’s monitoring with the secret and not secret ’governmental’ monitoring both secret and secret…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/dhs-appoints-mi.html

Qatar has now joined the fold…if anyone has any extra ewes?….think about it…it’s deep.  country count is now…get ready….20.

3 people have come to my site after searching for ‘gipsees’ and one after searching for ‘iraqi stripper.’ other search and find words…meghan carlson…nudefamily pics…parkinson orson welles torrent, and open mic comedy.

during a related recorded conversation…the voice sounded like mine…

http://blog.wired.com/business/2009/03/google-voice-sp.html

there’s all this talk about wealth that has been lost. all this ‘wealth’ is just on paper anyway.  none of it exists except in our collective delusion.

let’s put conspiracy theory another way…the idea that the worlds ruling elite don’t get together in secret meetings and discuss how to mantain power, well, that idea seems to me to be very naive, at best, and otherwise idiotic….plus when has any human not wanted more of anything they liked? i don’t have to remember conspiracy facts anymore.  all i have to do is ask questions.

ps. i don’t recall doing this…which is why i don’t understand why i am not in it…

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2009/03/youve-heard-the.html

why is this funny?…

http://www.sex-lexis.com/A

pyrite

close call?…i do reailize it’s space…but 3 miles…and less than 1/3 of an inch…space pussies…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/03/spaceoddity.html

for the record, about the radio show of record, the commentators komo 1000 10-2 m-f…i have great respect for both john and ken….argueing and being entertaining…it’s like the voices in my head….i very much appreciate them tolerating the crap i give them….can you guess where this is going?….

and it was not around the rosie…although who knows…

http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/sy-hersh-cheney-ran-assassin-ring

there’s roamers and movers and meanderers and for awhilers…

so, i was on the commentators again….correct me, if i’m wrong…but i was laughed at (boo hoo, if i had feelings, john…ken has such a good laugh) and ken said i was manufacturing…the case i was refering to was dodge v ford 1916 of the michigan supreme court.  I was fuzzy about the case, but you decide if it makes my poorly stated point..for profit corps are for profit…corps. can’t do anything special with profits if it’s not in the charter…

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=dodge+v+ford+1916

here’s the audio…

plus l’ve forgotten more conspiracy stuff, than i care to remember.

plus, charities are really just psuedo band-aids for socializing the idea that money and the one world money flow system is the solution.

i think all authorities should be on permanent camera…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/taseraxon.html

Hulk update… as i get into the second season…there are a lot of people who know he’s the hulk.

Clearly, the issue is Time Inc…oh…i’m sorry, correction…Timing.

Everyone seems to think timing is everything.  Yet, time doesn’t exist.  (except in YOUR mind) There is only now.  Which is why i say the real issue is a stage presence one…

this one is too easy, and i’m still on the floor…he should have used roo-jit-su.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29593952/?gt1=43001

or…intentional control system…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/03/religionbrain.html

they will say oopsydaisy instead of oops…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/ca-looks-to-exp.html

Here’s my open mic set, from 030909, it started out good, then i couldn’t find the backup list for if the set i planned isn’t long enough….i did a little better keeping to the mic stand.  next time gonna use the pinhole glasses and relax work on being up on stage.  it’s a rush plus with what did i want to say?…i gotta remember it’s valuable time…use it all wisely…

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nab dab it

shouldn’t homeless advocates want him to be homeless?…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29570021/?GT1=43001

maybe he’ll do the same thing differently, or differently do the same thing…protect the power system…you will be assimilated…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/thoughts-of-sto.html

or…i like the use of the words lifelike and may give clues…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/03/snakes.html

Given the choice of anything or what? I choose what.

thank goodness, noboby rigs elections in the USA…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/ca-report-finds.html

i no longer fly…

http://www.wired.com/special_multimedia/2009/ff_airspace_map_1703

it took me a minute to figure out why there’s no mention of pyrite…

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/03/quantum-mechani.html

another call into the commentators…concetrated on good tone and attitude…called in on a subject that i didn’t really care about…i just thought it was a decent analogy…

…i think ken tolerates me more than john….

The Gunners of Seattle.

Hosted open mic at the comedy underground, seattle on Monday March 2nd, 2009….the set went well, as well as, the rest of the night…i did mess up a couple times…i recorded the show from a different place than normal…you can’t hear all the laughter…really, there was some chuckling that went unrecorded….i did a little over 5 minutes…my longest set, so far…some new jokes and some old…i need to stay center stage with less pacing….part of it is standing center stage….the lights are so bright i can’t see shit…

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There are a lot of funny comics in Seattle….some of my favorites are Billy Wayne Davis, James Parkinson, John Gardner (this guy has showed dramatic improvement…it shows how diligent effort can show benefits, if i ever stop getting by on just talent, good looks, and charisma then I might try to remember that idea)…and there was a new guy tonight named…i forgot….but i’ll post it later…

…it’s later…pretty sure it was Tim Warner…new chick was funny meghan carlson….(i’ll have to find out if she’s related to my radio buddy john.  (she had a really good ‘game’ idea,,,basically a pathetic situation game that eventually decribes the players life…afterward i came on and said…i’m am not playing that game.

because if the president does it, it’s not illegal…plus if you get some yoo who as the scapegoat…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29469663

tv’s…the incredible hulk’s green meanings

the less on from the tv show is…the reason david banner couldn’t muster the strength to save his woman like those other people…what a puss.

My question for mcgee the reporter….given his multiple sightings….after the first one…why not pic up a camera?

and the most important thing is grrrrrrrhrrrghrrrrrrrarrgarrrrrggggrrrrrhhh!

i could make a case that my entire life is one big doddle…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/02/doodlerecall.html

 looks like there’s an opening in radio land…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29447376/?GT1=43001

…mine will be…i know this is gonna sound crazy, but here’s the rest of the story.

shouldn’t listening do the trick?…I notice he was making a statement and not a question…Could it be because it’s a question no one should want the answer to?…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29369916/

are we the pupil?…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500864,00.html

the episode of the incredible hulk that aired 05/12/78 flashed the message that the show and characters were entirely fictional.  First, time the show flashed that message….what was going on during that time…..a girl kept crying matrix took my baby…

on may 12th 1978, the commerce department annouce that hurricanes would not longer be exclusively female…sure did take while to implement, also what does the commerce department have to do with hurricanes?

http://stickingittotheman.com/index2.html

here’s another call in to commentators….i need to not sound like an arrogant jackass when making points….i do well, when i’m being a smart ass, but talking and debating I can develope a tone…plus they went to me as i was moving totes in the back of the truck…i had to control my breathing a bit…

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ps…the final lesson from the hulk is…..

the greatest change comes from within.