the show is coming.

really.

i promise.

here’s an old set from heneghen’s 4/20/08 show…

420show08

Numbers won’t be a problem.

And now for a little comedy….I mean stand up…

Here’s my most recent set at the comedy underground.   need to pratice with their mic stand. And remember to do the whole time…watching it…it’s a better set than i thought while doing it.

bsjgooglesdebut

it’s just keeps producing dead people…spooky…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/01/mystery-weapon.html

well, clearly he was offbeat…

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/26/Drum_major_suspended_for_Obama_wave/UPI-85281233006647/

what’s the sound scooters make only faster?…i mean the sound is faster okay?….

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/01/an-electric-mot.html

they’re gonna call it the pre-matrix…

http://blog.wired.com/business/2009/01/why-a-google-we.html

A face for more than Radio..

 ….surprise, surprise, surprize, sirpease, sirprease, sirplease…

…i’m secretly, working on a plan do get you to do this.

 Everyone welcome the new visitor from Slovenia,  the Big C count is…16…almost tempted to count it twice because i never heard of it.

but they are still driven to the grave first…lucky for me the men in my family do the driving…

http://www.livescience.com/animals/090125-male-reproduction.html

there is no connection between the last article and this article other than source….take no note that this article was intentionally placed here after the last one…

http://www.livescience.com/animals/090125-parasite-genetics.html

buy gold…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1954933468700958565&hl=es

buy gold anyway….you decide….which one is the disinformation campaign or both or neither…

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/amero.asp

…you won’t believe what happens when there’s sweetalk.

She must be an iraqi stripper sponsered by egypt…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4326360/Man-sues-strip-club-after-being-hit-in-face-by-dancers-shoe.html

If necesssary, I will cut off my own arm to fist fuck you

so will they…the they of the song…not the performers…although the one on the audiences left…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64&feature=email

reading might also be an issue…

 http://www.boston.com/ae/books/articles/2009/01/19/cursive_foiled_again/

y manana… el tiempo nuevo york…

It’ time to live up to the false image people have of ME…

…I’m not denying being a good fool…I am watch you see is what you get.  i just am… I AM…

…but really I’m much more pm. (iknowiknowsp.substitute what justonce)

So here’s what I think about this…..The reality is that this situation just got privatized…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28788175

The ‘reality’ of the world longed for by the controllers is government runs your life and allows you the ‘freedom’ to participate in corporate ‘culture.’  (and yes, when I type the quotes around the world i do take the time to stop and make that quotes motion as I’m thinking those words….and yes sometimes it gets into a time loop….luckily, I eventually i get high enough to where i forget what i was doing.

is anyone suprised…when has there been a time when government has not abused it’s power?…

the media is always putting for the idea that a great part of what makes american great is our democratic rule of law….wrong, wrong, wrong….America is about self rule and doing what is rignt and just.   If it were about Rule of Law, then we would still be following the laws of the United Kingdom…The laws were unjust so we revolted, because we knew we could rule ourselves with very little government.  Stop being fearful victims…Obama is not going to save you.  You are the biggest part of saving you.

there’s a lot that blows about this…not just whistles…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/01/nsa-whistlebl-1.html

…it sure is a good thing that none of this bad shit has been planned for.

here’s my phone in audition to be a radio host….the commentators with john carlson and ken schram….john was gone for the day…

http://www.komonews.com/opinion/commentators/

Maybe I said this before…

I don’t hate the bushies….it’s just their actions or its just that….okay, maybe they are not consumed with the quest for power and ‘glory’….maybe it’s just they are in the next room all the damn time…the are just a family of voyeurs…they lick to watch themselves fuck us…

Barack’s win was too perfect.   Too slick.  Too easy…despite the incredible length of the campaign….America is in the middle of a snow job.  Really, doesn’t everything just seem too good to be true? Q#2 Plus, I can’t wait for the Obama’s civilian ’security’ force….Which one of your neighbors will be watching you?  Q#2.5 …

overload…overload…tilt…tilt…tilt…

http://www.livescience.com/space/090116-chandrayaan-moon-ice.html

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Lists/?article=InaugurationDayBlunders&gt1=27004

just wait for the passport chip…

http://travel.msn.com/Guides/article.aspx?cp-documentid=825995&gt1=41000

oops….no sorry…I mean here we go again…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/01/card-processor.html

Could it be that both of you/both sides are wrong?

Q#4

to break this down….women may start out ’smarter’…but men can get smarter…take that 99…

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100217888&page=2

it sure is a good that there is no such thing as planning and conditioning…

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2009/01/global-warming.html

but at least one person is trying to break the rut…i have had a visitor from…(i think it was Rush Limbaugh)

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/18/Hialeah_copes_with_ranking_as_boring_city/UPI-55081232255791/

And when his conscience went down a dark alley, dick cheney followed, attacked, then stomped and kicked it to death…of course after wounding it with a shotgun…and of course after waterboarding….and of course after stacking it with other naked consciences, and letting female guards taunt it with dogs….and of course…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28672018/?GT1=43001

all I’m saying is canada geese look like they could be wearing canadian burkhas…

http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/P/PLANE_IN_RIVER?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2009-01-15-16-04-52

I can take it fatah than you.

the reason I know that is because at some point you’ll care.

I can take it, fatah, can you?

i can take it fatah, can you?

hamas diss hamas dass i like for you wear your burhka while i fuck you ass…

that was a limerick, right?

Well, of course they are terrorists…anyone who doesn’t not want to participate in the one world money flow control system is a terrorists….

http://www.examiner.com/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m1d14-Feds-investigate-dumpster-divers-as-freegan-terrorists

the great thing about the coming One World Blunder is the that there will be only one war…the war against us, and one war crime…freedom…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/01/white-phosphoru.html

fuck me

…okay, but just this once, and by just this once, i mean whenever.

did you know the difference between whenever and whatever is 2 letters?..Q#28.

I’m 7 minutes and 21 seconds into my first viewing of  the tv movie 21 days in munich…this one is historic folks….yes it’s a fakery….but my question is who was the inside olympic man at munich?….both sides are being run behind the scenes….at least i admit i’m the show……..

…oh yea…somebody is always in on it…even if they are just ‘watching’….did i blow your mind with that one?  Q#74

the shroud of…

They are watching you read this and this…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/01/us-surveillance.html

it sure is a good thing there are no conspiratorial aspects to the world economy…oops I mean coincedental aspects…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28601531

not once do they mention that those 2 loaves of bread are really, really, good…

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/01/10/zimbawe.currency/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

but since you definitely DO NOT look fat in that dress…

http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100230651&gt1=31044

…these two stories are related somehow…it’s funny but they don’t realize how setting a goal and Nailing It, can get rid of the blues….especially if she’s really hot…

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/depression/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100230202&gt1=31009

So, what happens when you don’t Vote to EVOLVE?

I wish i could figure out another placement, but yes that question is number nine…you and me know the secret ranking.

Okay, so then where’s the other ‘couple’ videos?…i would need at least 6 figures to be number ‘3′…

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,24887773-10388,00.html

….’a couple’….which in chick speak is 4-5 and with the rule that you multiply whatever number she says by 3….so that means 12-15….Slut.

I’m very creative, as well as, being very smart…Ladies?…

http://www.livescience.com/health/090109-smarter-men.html

please don’t take this as homophobic….what a bunch of fags……..that was a statement not a question….

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28527841?gt1=43001

…i didn’t delve deep…but at the very least, isn’t hose for men… called tights?….now if you are not rolling on the floor then you are definitely not me…and….and are not reading these posts like I’m talking to you.

Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to what the fuck…but officer the lines on the road seemed to move…

…not me. Me…or not drunk. Drunk…or  Okay, what’s going on?….I am the Show…

r

…the amazing thing is how welll I’ve maintained my juvenile yet dashing/drooling good looks.

And yes, they are saying from and not for…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/01/drugsfromgoats.html

They also don’t want to smell your stinky feet…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,478844,00.html

So they remember who you are, they just don’t care., unless you’ve got snacks,..

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100230518&gt1=31036

fakery is getting trickarearyier

so what was that you were saying about a ‘Tie Code’ being crazy…

now, you are thinking…he can’t go crazier…notice bush senior is the tallest.

Super moreonopoly More(moron for you pronunciation geeks)onopoly

Super More eo e.i.e.i.e.i.o will be making a special appearence. The deaths of insider pawn thugs like saddam doesn’t mean there isn’t a goal. could it be that he is no longer needed.?  Who knows about Usebomba…his image is stlll needed.  Afghanistan is tough terrain to couquer. (yes I know sp.)

how many times do you do you hear people start to say…since such and such and then they start with since sept..but that’s not the date they mean…they then switch to whatever date they are referring too?…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/6836247/

or the giant spaghetti monster could fart…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,477084,00.html

6 of 7 look good to me, and hey just between you and me I’ve been jerking off a lot lately, but then again I do that a lot anyway and i only eat things from plants….

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/sexual-health/mens-sexual-health/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100213219&gt1=31028

…don’t get the idea it’s my fanatical veganism that scares off the dames…i used to eat meat.

…pps…no man is gonna eat shrimp for libido.

cows are everywhere…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/03/hubble-detects.html#previouspost

yea, now…

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Banking/CreditCardSmarts/feds-ban-unfair-credit-card-rules.aspx

my presence is the present.

Now are you thinking…(?)…present as in gift…as in here or as is in now….or….or….or….all 3

can you guess what I’m thinking?

http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=16348222&GT1=40000

Columbia and El Salvador have been sighted as visitors…17 is the new number…just a note…you’re welcome here, but none of that commie pinko fag shit and i do not sniff the coke I only.  Although, feel free to send over your women….unfortunately for us all this is not a sex joke, it’s a maid joke…my apartment is on the messy side….although, they could clean naked…hmm, if there were 2, certainly affordable in this economy, one could clean and one could…that was a nice save wasn’t it…

Why is everything solved by money?…or ‘economics’…

..Hey, poor people of the world…we’re tired of extracting the natural resources in the areas where you live (we’re not going to stop, we’re just tired)…so here’s some ‘chits’…no i didn’t say shits…it’s starter money…now go get a job, so you can stop being poor, you lazy fucker.  Oh yea and if you don’t leave for the nearest city we are going to secretly fund thugs who will bring down a reign of terror that we gladly come back to ‘fix’.  Then once we get you all into cities if you act up, well…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/01/how-to-win-a-fi.html

Did i say Happy New Year yet?  Get over it.

fodderland

Portugal has now joined the fray….cunt tree count is 15.

the list would have been longer but the author slept in…

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/17-01/st_3st

the doll kicked their asses…

maybe it’s just me, but the bird evolved into another bird…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/12/evolutionexampl.html

…boy we sure are lucky all the appropriate random swithces got randomly switched…cause my nose could be next to my asshole….hopefully that just means i’m very flexible…wait, was that out loud.

Traitor…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28453430/?gt1=43001

the fiery crashes are a different color…

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gJ5gWEPiD5VL1BQKcNSbWHthbCkAD95D1I080