the argument against proper presentation.

She knows she’s pregnant and she attributes the 7 1/2 pound mass, to being diarhea from her vagina.  has she had vaginal diarhea before?…Oh, i got a lot questions…Do you know what 7 1/2 pounds of diarhea would looks like?….

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7746292.stm

There is so much wrong with this article about flu shots…

http://www.slate.com/id/2204818/?GT1=38001

what about the crap shoot that is the choosing of the shot virus?  What about the people who get the shot and get sick?…and die?  And most importantantly WHAT ABOUT ME?  I don’t get sick.  In the five years at my current job, I have had exactly 2 sick days…in 15 years…i’ve been sick…what, 5 times, maybe…and problably not the flu….but thank goodness those in power will know what is best for me.

…don’t think that is the end of my questions/rantings about vaccines in general…

 requires a big pocket or sturdy neck strap…

 http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_a_Scanner_Camera

if this story is true…i don’t have a problem with the verdict…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,458349,00.html

 speaking of vaginal diarhea…

In on it, being watched and brought along, being got to, and/or some combo of all 3.

doesn’t this descriminate against the cro-mag man…

http://www.slate.com/id/2205310/?GT1=38001

see, the real free market is healthy….

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/11/the-nets-underg.html

 do you think this is about who you know?…nah, not in america…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27895909

…7 of 14 either for drugs or money…hmmmm?…that couldn’t be coincedental, could it?

 bomb bomb bomb….bomb bomb bomb…..bomb iran….bomb iran….

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3362443.stm

maybe it’s just me, but every title got me thinking about sex…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/11/top-10-amazin-1.html

i know you’re saying sex?….

when the atrium contracts….what’s not sexy about that?

Immune Cell chasing a bacterium…we know how hard to get those little bitches can play, right?

How high speed gene splicing works….This one is too obvious.

Shrimp jogging on a treadmill…if the title didn’t get you…just watch the video…

El Corazon…..I been listening to a lot of salsa music, lately.   It seems to me that there is a mulatta named, Corazon, that causes a lot of problems….(that was my first internally Hysterical joke…the only reason you don’t get that second joke is that you don’t know me…so feel free to laugh anyway…and yes there were two jokes in this paragraph….more bang for your buck, even if you don’t believe me. …

the pcr song….pcr….and listen very closely to the second verse.

Glowing mice shed some light on stem cells…where to begin?  Plus, there can be no mention of Richard Gere’s more adventurous cloned ’son.’  Oh wait did that say mice…mice…rats…i get those words mixed up.

DNA origami….not that i have a thing for asian ‘chicks.’  they have a thing for me….punany…the ultimate paper fold process.

Cyborg monkey controls robot arm…if you don’t understand you’re not a man, or you just plumb have  no imagination….and get your mind out of the gutter you sickos….the monkey leaves the room.

Evolution and Human Ancestry…okay maybe this one nothing comes to mind…

…that ‘nothing’ is only funny if you can’t see me masterbating to porn of women that do and do not look like the women in my family….

Building Body Parts from scratch …………………………………………..

p.s. there were 3 jokes in the said ‘paragraph.’ But who’s counting?

pp.s.  I am dammit…can you tell??

chrysanthemum

forget pizza, can you say pot?…

http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/magazine/16-11/st_tool

despite the husband, do you get the idea she’s not telling something?…

http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/first.us.general.2.864502.html

Can I be the first white…?, oh wait too late…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27811331/?gt1=43001

It’s a good thing I walk on water…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/11/professor-sees.html

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/11/arms-control-ar.html

 like tai chi walking…

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/11/slow-food-maest.html

really it was the one pose….dog pissing on koran…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27857578

on the make..

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2008/11/the-best-of-m-1.html

wall street is secret intelligence…is drug money…is?…

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches-112108.aspx

Vhalholla, Vhalhallah, Vhalhollow, Valhello, Valhalla.

but was the beginnings vegan…

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/11/earths-minerals.html

 Start growing food…everyone…this means you….

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1226630673

 the first drink of the day has the most punch…

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE4AD3MB20081114

Our Posse brings more than Gatts…or it’s just a long distance whoopie cushion…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/11/presidents-secr.html

wasn’t it more of a warning of the pre-nuke morons…

http://isittrue.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=12262438&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=Cabbage+Patch+Kids&FORM=MSNIIT

funny thing happened on the way back to the cave…

The story of bubbles: too many things in my mind at once, and nothing in my mind at once.

mow, mow, mow

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/11/podcast-no-10-b.html

overload, overload,…mind overload i mean….too many possibilities…just not those possibilities…

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/11/12/7386131-ap.html

Who’s holding the eggo?…

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2008/11/eu-court-says-l.html

I’ve had visits from….USA, Great Britain, Belguim, France, Phiippines, India, Malaysia, Austrailia, United Arab Emirates, Japan, Mexico, Canada…

Don’t care what you call the humanoid…Man is not sheIt…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27703442/wid/11915773/?gt1=43001

So what…we’ve already had two mob families be our presidents…kennedy and bush….what’s the big deal about these ‘businessmen’…

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=6238022&page=1

the reason it’s not a failure of the free market, is because there is no free market…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27698354

…ooops, fact check…there is a free market…it’s called the ‘black market.’

My Question Marks do have a point.

you should see the ones that can play a mean banjo…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/11/fresh-genes-nee.html

…there’s a chicken little joke somewhere.

let’s See…we should let computers play a major role in all elections…they’ve been always accurate along time…nothing ever goes in incorrectly…the media?…

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/11/dayintech_1104

 http://newslite.tv/2008/11/07/this-is-a-scientifically-irrit.html

answer some questions dammit.

the red and the blue, the old switcharoo…commie red, but repubs too…

dems are commies, why are they blue?  sure, i hear you…

 …are you talking ties?…yes and no.

Brad @ Spin the Bottle 60 Seconds Max…

enjoy…. it’s a good set, and only a minute.  make sure you listen to the entire clip.  it’s my biggest audience, yet…I’d say 200 people. (audience and performers.) i went on second.  minute 2.

60secmaxtpdur  

I forgot to record the post performance intro…it got a laugh also…it was my usual…prefers to be called a standup because comedian implies funny. (the “that was easy” was an button in my pocket, it pressed when I sat down)

Playing peek-a-boo with a napkin, a retard, and a feeling of being lost.

if thats the odds, then what will it hurt if you write in Ron Paul or me…

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iA4MRezQq9V8k54OBj1Pym6P2fkwD94729BO0

thank goodness nothing like this would ever happen,  especially not here…can anyone say sinclair lewis…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/11/report-ess-voti.html

….read Mycelium Running by Paul Stamets

 what’s wrong with the ‘media and political establishment’ being wrong? and/or is this setup?…

http://www.slate.com/id/2203420/?GT1=38001

I’ll just notch this one up to being the ultimate conspiracy NUT…

Who’s Gonna Vote Against A Guy Who’s GRANDMA, The Woman That Raised HIM……Dies…The Night Before The Election?  boy…if men lived fairy tales.

Who do you think is holding the napkin?

when matter doesn’t matter.

the ultimate prank got pranked…

http://crooksandliars.com/jamie/its-no-joke-palin-caught

only their money is secure…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,445829,00.html

if the school ‘clammed up,’ wouldn’t they be lesbian pledge cards?…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,445865,00.html

…i’d like the word partner back.

don’t forget to write in Ron Paul…2 work it’s gotta be everyone, not just me, ok.

both sides exclude all the people who won’t vote for either side…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/colorado-judge.html

Just make sure you are clear about which brazilian you are ordering…

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gcK-G4UFM-SwKB_Vt5WblgO6tpkAD9468D000

Pimps, hos, and demons were fine, but….

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,445904,00.html

what’s the big deal?  it’s not like they’re BATF?…