ripples

well, duh…

http://amygdalagf.blogspot.com/2009/09/reagan-was-leninist.html

cities should do more of this…

time for the american dreamers to wake up

actually live it or shut up. The full reality not the lie based in fear.

(yes, I’m talking to myself, but if you want to listen.)

…or at least suplex somebody…

since you can’t suggest a governmental role in 911, can you suggest the roles of people in key places doing key things that have powerful jobs in the government?…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32712017/ns/politics-white_house

I heard anywhere from 60 to 125 people were killed.  Since, governmental oops numbers are like asking how many men has she slept with….basically,  either you start off multiplying by 3 or you be kind hearted and take the high number in given range….so that means 125 fucks but only 30-40 meant anything…

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-09-04-afghanistan-violence_N.htm

Here’s my set from the Spin the Bottle variety show…just audio…i get introduced at the 33 second mark…

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…good crowd, i needed to present a little more energy…although i flubbed the saying of it during my set…the audience did a call back, later in the show…the host announce an upcoming event on 911 and several people yelled ‘too soon.’

you can only say the next sentence outloud…

there are 3 (use one word here)(two, to, or too don’t work just the sound)’s … in the american language.   Shut up, britain…we own the language and it’s mutations.

Maybe it’s just me, but i feel fully confident in this informants information, especially if it causes whatever murderous disaster that we may or may not get involved in, directly, that is… or from the real or not real nuclearness of myburnmyma…

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/defectors-tell-of–burmas-secret-nuclear-reactor-1766566.html

here is an open mic set….something her mother said set her off….she was hysterical the rest of the night, not just for me….

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it’s time to commit. even if time doesn’t exist.

And by doesn’t exist, i mean does not.

China, Switzerland and Brazil have joined the fold…i used to live in Fort Eleza, Brazil….26 is the country total.

http://academicearth.org/

watch this episode…..they aren’t even hiding the messages, but I am not afraid…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/82155/burn-notice-signals-and-codes#s-p1-so-i0

….could it be, that both sides have been completely corrupted and now its just about power.

Speaking of just about power…

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/07/pee-powered-cars/

…are these related…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/07/nightclouds/

…yes…no…

sometimes, people are too smart for there own good…

http://failblog.org/2009/07/08/record-breaking-fail/

guest set at the tacoma comedy underground…

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a world of word and favors…

…sometimes they gotta be called in…

… … …

I’ve always theorized that a great deal of the music industry was about drugs and money laundering…

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=88a_1247537288

Everytime obama speaks he contradicts himself…we didn’t  have all the info, but we expected this to happen…this has been orchestrated….the people who set up the monopoly game, still run the game.

haven’t posted a set for you all….been trying to make it special….here’s a recent set from the seattle comedy underground….decent set for new material….working on stories and expandable sets…

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i thought the legislative branch makes or forms the law…the judicial branch interpets or explains how the law should be executed.  And the executive branch executes the law, or puts to use the laws in reality via action….wait a minute?….did i say puts to use?….Is that a definition of apply?   Who appleyes the laws? Does this woman know what the job is?…Thank goodness we have one world government coming to clear things up…

 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31904261/ns/politics-white_house

obama has every one mesmerized by his big black cock…the fucking continues….

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/07/jewel

parameters

parametres.

my only question is why two?, or is that… for…one….so so deep.

Nothing is going to change, but there are big problems…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31154897

so, are they saying this designed link may be representive of a designerless evolution?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/tpna/

Major annoucement….I’m going to tackle some long form posts…i have 4 in mind right now…1. Poopular mechanics debunking of 911, 2. John stewart did an interview with a gal who wrote a book about the taliban and drug money, 3. a debate challenge to micheal medved and 4. the current fema camps issue, i will deal with issues raised by the website crooksandliars.com, as well as, point out that the beck/Poopular mechanics debunking of the camps is a complete joke, and why can’t anyone one else see it.   Study body language and watch any interview with that lieing dickhead from Poopular mechanics jimmy about to piss your pants meigs…

Time to debunk the debunkers….here’s the link to the joke that is the Poopular mechanics article…

…here is my break down page by page….

Page 1

Saying the 16 most PREVELANT, does not mean they are the most important issues.

Hopefully, they will list the 70 at the end of the article, because a flight attendant works in the aviation industry.

Page 2

Let’s start right off with a non issue so we can name call the loonies…the pod people….  Nitpicking is the name of the game….until the government gives a proper analysis to the debris of the trade centers, like…

http://www.bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM

So, argueing, whether there was a pod, or not, or whether there was a hijacked plane or military plane, or a hologram, is really a mute point.  Because, a successful hijack and crashing of three of  four planes into intended destinations, with dead hijackers and dead victims, well, that says to me inside job.  So, i don’t deny any part of the story that involves the planes or the hijackers.

Page 3

Basically, this page is about this…where was our national defense system?  You must read Michael Ruppert’s book ‘Crossing the Rubicon.’  While he may not be correct on everything, he clearly shows how our national defenses were coincedentally, in positions to be completely unable to do anything.  These issues are a smoke screen.  No group smart enough to pull off an inside job, is going to be so obvious as to order the military not to defend us.  All the better to set up the day to make sure things go smoothly.

Page 4

The planes fuel.  Was is it rushing throughout both buildings causing extensive precollapse damage, via fire and later explosions?  My question is…when the planes hit, what was the cause of those big fiery explosions that we saw out side of the buidlings?   Also, how did the fuel cause the reported precollapse damage to the basement?

Why haven’t they done any actual force needed to bring down the building calculations, with regards to explosives, etc.? 

here’s the nist saying they didn’t do any calculations, plus a few lies for good measure…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lihj-Kz9wjY

Page 5

Siesimic stuff…don’t know enough, either way.

Why can’t we see the pictures they have seen? Okay, given odd structure of building 7, the raging all day fire, and the one side that has the gash, why does it clearly and uniformly collapse straight down and in on itself like a controlled demolition?

Page 6

The Pentagon….until they release all of the footage of one of the most surveiled buildings in the world, then this is a none issue. Come on, 5 seconds from around the corner.

Page 7

Non-issues.

Page 8

Non-issues.

Page 9

you’ll notice they didn’t list the flight attendants.

watch mister punch me in the face at the end…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3uQI2msoDA

Let’s end this on a positive note.  Let’s play a game…wanna play Piss On A Bush again?  I know you do…

Former Boardmember Security firm for the World Trade Center….this one’s easy….Marvin Bush….’

President of the United States during 911….this one’s easier….George W. Bush….

Attending a conference that weekend, that was attended by the money man for M. Atta…who was none other than the head of Pakistani Intellegience….hmmm, the intelligience community….is that a hint….you quessed it was….George HW Bush….

Key People In Key Places, Doing Key Things….It sure is good that these are only coincedences.

beautiful people

beautiful pee pole

bootyful peep hole

stop, do it again, stop, do it again…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gglm7adEKPw

isn’t there a machine that does this in a more environmentally friendly way…

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=99b_1244142067

Here is me killing in a room filled with grandmothers…

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2nd view to a kill….some things you can here better…

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My most recent call to the commentators is not yet available…apparently the komo site is changing streaming players, yet they have not updated the player for the old shows…

breathing while doing

I can’t wait for them to ethically shoot all of us…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30810070

saying that it is not policy, doesn’t mean they are not doing it, and saying that it is not practice just means that they’ve got it down…

http://pubrecord.org/commentary/916-the-cias-history-of-bamboozling-the-congress.html

…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60707/cinelan-3-minute-stories-the-deadliest-man-alive

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e51_1243047287

I found the recording of my first set…just audio…

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energetically speaking, some of you are sucking too much of my energy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfdUrGTSFls&feature=related

variety show at chai house in ballard, mauricio hosted…

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even if your not drunk, job sounds like cog.

had a real good set at my debut at Laughs Comedy Spot open mic on tuesdays…

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the unloaders

it’s a good thing history is not repeating itself…

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bcc_1242396416

did a set at the spectator bar in queen anne.  tough crowd….had some good crowd interaction lines…hosted by jesse wyrick…

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maybe the hijackers brought it on the plane in 3 ounce bottles…oh wait, they could have brought more…

http://www.bentham-open.org/pages/content.php?TOCPJ/2009/00000002/00000001/7TOCPJ.SGM

full extension and full contraction

all can be yours for $9.95.

act fast.

Get your’s now, while the dollar is still worth something.

the oldest in and out. breathing.  after the smack in the ass, that is.

the swat valley is the perfect example of what the wars of world conquest are about….forcing the self sufficient people who don’t want to participate in modern civilization into cities….all of the refugees will now have to go where?….where, that is if they get out of the refugee camps. cherokeeseminolehopiaboriginiesof austrailiamongoliansteppestimoresevietcongnamese… .

here’s my set from a variety show hosted by mauricio…

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Crowd work

did a set at Pegasus Pizza Open mic….It’s a good practice place for odd crowd….trying to learn more crowd interaction…good collection of 4-5 regular comics plus extras and a few hot bartenders and a few people….john gardner, mauricio, anthony caldaron, jesse wyrick…sp?… young rising comics all of them… 

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theuniverseisexpandingbecausewearemakingitupaswegoalong.

Malta…hello.

the livers are 25% of the body weight…no wonder sharks tokillyou is so strong…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/05/baskingshark/

i hear al green taping his foot in the background…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI&feature=email

her fat face offends my eyes…and do i need to mention that red whatever she’s wearing…plus the short hair….when are we going to pass legislation about women cutting their hair…nothing too harsh, penalty wise…just a little jail time…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/05/lawmaker-defends-imprisoning-hostile-bloggers/

Unfortunately,forus..TheBullShitisexpandingalso.

Here’s my pegasus pizza in kirkland set…gonna try to practice talking about subjects while there….anyway…sosocrowdsososet…

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and here’s my latest open mic…i missed the last two weeks….small crowd….

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if strategy overcomes talent…what if your talent is strategy?

…and what if you are a no talent hack?….speaking of….here is my audition for the variety show Spin the Bottle.  He said he liked some of my stuff….but he also said that either i was stealing somebody’s material or they are stealing mine…all i have to say is, that it took me a long time to get a life pathetic enough to make fun of…if you recognize this material from somebody else….let me know, so i can fix it…

spinthebottleaudtion

seems like a match might solve this problem…, but only at 451 degrees…

but, do the supercomputers ever say that simulation won’t work outside of this computer?…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/supercomputers-2/

…maybe they can simulate a total control society…oh, wait they don’t have to because one is coming…

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/04/air-force-windows/

…or now we can safely see what we are bombing.

whole units

holy eunuchs

haul you next

hull view necks

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Open_Up_Government_Data

shep smith of fox,,,perfect example of one sides delusion…america is only good, never does anything bad or evil…we only fight evil…we need to keep everything like the perfect pictured past…the other side only sees the atrocities of  america, so they want to change everything….delusions on both sides.  Maybe people have been conditioned….well, everyone but you of course…

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 http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/04/24/1906521.aspx

called into commentators to give the best vegan burger….georgetown liquer company….was trying to be funny without my dirty vegan stuff….they did better…

 ws_10069

and when I begin to focus like a lazer, all i have to say is watch this…but for now read this…plus, it’s a good thing the matrix will never happen…

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/lasercontrolledhumans/

you don’t think there are dots….connect these…goldman sachs, aig, china, bushies…you know, now that i think about it, people are right for calling me a nut for thinking there is a conspiracy….when they do it in the open its not in secret is it?

this is only valid if the overlords don’t kill off 2/3’s of us, and since that is the plan….okay, the numbers might be ruff…it depends on how many cogs, i mean workers, i mean employees, i mean associates, i mean team members, i mean slaves, i mean humanoidal automotons, they need to keep around to keep the machines running….

or….isn’t it just like us to do the job halfway….

…maybe it’s just me….but isn’t this ad saying….give us money or don’t….the picture stays the same.

hmmm, seems to me, dealing with other people is torture….especially women…I’ve been playing to ask for solitary, oh wait….I’ve already got it…

wanna bet?…

is that smell tacoma?

Went down to tacoma to see billy wayne davis at comedy underground tacoma….he was hilarious.  He let me go on and do 5 minutes.  Close to 200 people.  Quite possibly my best set….

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This is a filesize test

crazy should be in front of most of the words in the title…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/yourfriendatom.html

my thing is why parody a self-parody…is it because, the parodiers don’t realize that they too, are a self-parody…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/04/funny-anti-gay.html

seems to me, that some ugly girls are screaming from, sorry, i mean, for some lovin….

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2009/04/observe-and-rep.html

The keys are….what is the filesize?  What is the actual test?  What do this, is and, a mean?  This is the timed portion of the day…GO…

since there is only right now…it’s still cool…

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2009/04/the-only-shirt.html

killing has always been easy, technology just makes it really cool…

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/04/super-snipers.html

duh…

http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=1009578

…i’m looking forward to getting a new harley iron 883.

I am not a limbaugh supporter, but he is brilliant at what he does, plus he does an incredible bill clinton impression….i do listen to his show during the week, i scan talk radio a a lot…having listened to rush before…he was not supporting the pirates…know what sarcasm is?…he’s calling them somali merchant marines…this is like when the bushies would say….if you don’t support the war then you support the terrorist….

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/limbaugh-defends-teenage-pirates-somali

…and what is rush being sarcastic about?….he thinks that obama did not give the orders…he thinks that because of something that occured that put the captain’s life in eminent danger, and the on scene people gave the order….plus, maybe he’s mocking the liberal media by telling the story the way they tell stories.  he’s making fun of obama the hero.

Why can’t both sides of the story be wrong?  Did you know that a quarter can stand on it’s edge? q-8, q- 423.

here’s my monday set from the comedy underground…

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and later that night my set from the owl and thistle…a soso set….i might bring my own mic stand…need to be able to figure out how to tell my jokes with refering to the list…did some joke jokes…ones that i change and one original…

 041209bsjot

… …did i mention liberal tellings of the story…

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/democracy-now-somalia-piracy-began-response

both can be found at…

http://crooksandliars.com/

…this is a really good site…plus good offshoots…especially…

http://newstalgia.crooksandliars.com/

whoa, nelly…

The commentators were discussing the new gm segway joint deal…

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…john has a salmon harley…

…later in the show…one of the funniest gaffs in modern radio history…

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Rodeo clowns save lives every day.

okay, every rodeo day, but when is a rodeo not happening…even while resting, God enjoys a good rodeo…especially calf roping….if you know what i mean.  ( and again for those who don’t like the word God, please substitute…whasdisheresauce. )

here’s my set from 040609 at the comedy underground open mic…

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the fbi is not disputing the charge, they are not addressing the issue raised…that the companies are using them….

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/04/data-centers-ra.html

i could go for one of these…

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/04/gm-and-segway-b.html

i feel a tear coming on.

it’s seems to me that this article is saying that idiot kids don’t choose to be poor…maybe then it’s the idiot parents…or maybe it’s their idiot parents…if rich people would only trickle down brains with economic prosperity…

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/03/poordevelopment.html

…trickle down, that comes from a weak shake.

called into commentators while john was away….ken had co-host luke esser…state repub committe head…my phone must have been off when they called to ask me….ken was gone last week….missed that call, also….anyway…not a smart ass call this time…sorry about the fans…maybe i’ll re-record it later…

the host of democracy now….what is she always so miserable about?

http://www.democracynow.org/

the double whammy….owl and thistle is doing an open mic on mondays….later than comedy underground….i’m going to do my best to get on early at comedy c..then goto owl….

here’s another commentators call…

greece is here, and now we’re at 22.

i think mister plowman needs to get plowed….what a cocksucker!…the fact that he says this could have been done with, if he had just resigned….well, that says it was just political show…because he clearly wasn’t a pornographer but an idiot…

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/04/sexting-hysteri.html

here’s mister plowman’s website….notice his endorsements….i heard somewhere that nambla endorses him, also…say hello…

…keeping loudoun safe….sure revenge and punishment ‘prevents’ that person from commiting crimes for a while…but crime is still happening….and he did nothing to stop the crimes he prosecutes….maybe it’s the societal model he chooses to participate in….people choose to do wrong on both sides of the ‘law.’   Truly, Rule yourself first, you hypocritical paper pusher.

about banning semi automatic weapons…..law abiding citizens need to be able to own the same firepower possessed by the criminals, and the government…otherwise they will forever be victims of both.